swagstrider-bro:

originalcaveartist:

swagstrider-bro:

==> You’ve downed your Cosmopolitan quickly. Now for the Smooth Gay Martini. You can’t believe it was actually called that, oh wow. You’re pretty tipsy by now.

:gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

and that’s not even

a

:33 THING

where i live

nhoneye

you ndeed to

back offf

okaya

Btie me

Bird byo

Birds eAT birds

Mean

CATS eats burds