February 2012
54 posts
purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
swagstrider-bro:
originalcaveartist:
Btie me
Bird byo
Birds eAT birds
Mean
CATS eats burds
whwo
Yuio hrewadr me BIRD WAFD We rae FITGHYING
swagstrider-bro:
originalcaveartist:
swagstrider-bro:
==> You’ve downed your Cosmopolitan quickly. Now for the Smooth Gay Martini. You can’t believe it was actually called that, oh wow. You’re pretty tipsy by now.
:gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
and that’s not even
a
:33 THING
where i live
nhoneye
you ndeed to
back offf
okaya
Btie me Bird byo Birds eAT birds Mean CATS eats...
swagstrider-bro:
==> You’ve downed your Cosmopolitan quickly. Now for the Smooth Gay Martini. You can’t believe it was actually called that, oh wow. You’re pretty tipsy by now.
:gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
and that’s not even
a
:33 THING
where i live
BEARS PART TWO
asksassysufferer:
:43 Wat fi drollrsoa was TRHEE beARS
drinks more bear semen
lolsignless69:
originalcaveartist:
hey sufferer
sufferer
hey
sufferer
hye
what if
:323 what
what if
your mom
;## you MOM
was
BEARS
drinks more bear semen
hey sufferer
sufferer
hey
sufferer
drinks more bear semen
:33 <I am the dibible now
:33 <Wait….
:33 <Di….
:33 <Bible….
:33 <Die…bible?
lolsignless69:
THIS IS FUCKING MANLY
:33 *Drinks this*
lolsignless69:
AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A MANS DRINK
:33 <You ordered something pink with a mini-umbrella
dances on the bar top
and i’m not even drunk yet
swagstrider-bro:
what is the gayest drink i could ever get hmm
cock and balls
screaming orgasm
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I CAN'T GO IN FIRST I'LL BURN ALIVE ENTERING THIS...
:33 <Don’t be a pussy
WHERE ARE THE GROWNUP MEN
lolsignless69:
even i admit tits are nice okay.
lolsignless69:
i always look at them
tits are nice
we say nopples among my friends
rocket nopples
specifically
dick is a nice word
lolsignless69:
penis isnt
i think vagoogoo is better than vagina, ngl if only for humour factor
and tattybojangles is fun for boobs, too
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I SMELL SEX
lolsignless69:
originalcaveartist:
:33 yeah how come we’re not having it
YEAH WHY AREN’T WE
:33 <This is clearly a dilemma.
:33 *The Disciple slinks her arms around his waist*
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rebulliousfairybull replied to your post: swagstrider-bro replied to your post do u like…
theres a fic of it on ao3 i know that
ao..3….?
I SMELL SEX
:33 yeah how come we’re not having it
swagstrider-bro replied to your post
do u like brojohn
i didn’t even know that was a pairing
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what if highbloods dong literally looked like a...
and his balls were like
the rubber part you squeezed
-thegrandhighblood:
yeah hey disciple the summoner has a tic tac for a dick.
-thegrandhighblood replied to your post: babybeeth replied to your post:…
i have 23, not including sideblogs
babybeeth reblogged your post: bet you the highblood has a tiny dick
if by small you mean rips the partner in half then yeah
no i mean small like he accidentally ripped it in half once
babybeeth replied to your post: rebulliousfairybull replied to your post balancing…
balancing 11 accounts is hard
bet you the highblood has a tiny dick
rebulliousfairybull replied to your post
balancing two accoutns is hard skldjaksdj))
it’s okay bb *paps*
-thegrandhighblood replied to your post: -thegrandhighblood replied to your post:…
you’re gonna cry because i won’t let you watch me have sex with the summoner. OK.
:33 <fine then
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-thegrandhighblood replied to your post: -thegrandhighblood replied to your post: oh…
no.
-thegrandhighblood replied to your post: oh they’re having sex now
i-
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oh they're having sex now
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-thegrandhighblood:
i wouldn’t mind chopping all of your heads off and having a makeout party w-
I MEAN WHAT.
:UU
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i
have no nipples
:II HOW AM I GOING TO NURSE MY YOUNG
tO SUFFERER AND DISCIPLE,
rebulliousfairybull:
originalcaveartist:
sHOULD I GET MINDFANG AND MAKE IT FOUR,
:33 <No, she’s a bitch and she plays in the water no
dON’T DISS ON THE THINGS SHE CAN DO,
dANG,
tO SUFFERER AND DISCIPLE,
rebulliousfairybull:
lolsignless69:
originalcaveartist:
rebulliousfairybull:
yOU TWO ARE ADORABLE,
iF YOU EVER NEED FAIRY-LIKE ROMANTIC LIGHTING I CAN HOOK YOU UP, aLRIGHT,
aLRIGHT,
:II <Or you could join us
OR CAN YOU NOT HANDLE US
sHOULD I GET MINDFANG AND MAKE IT FOUR,
:33 <No, she’s a bitch and she plays in the water no
lolsignless69:
:33 <Does it…..turn you on?
>:UU <WATER
tO SUFFERER AND DISCIPLE,
rebulliousfairybull:
yOU TWO ARE ADORABLE,
iF YOU EVER NEED FAIRY-LIKE ROMANTIC LIGHTING I CAN HOOK YOU UP, aLRIGHT,
aLRIGHT,
:II <Or you could join us
lolsignless69:
originalcaveartist:
lolsignless69:
originalcaveartist:
lolsignless69:
I SMELL FRIENDS AND MATE.
:33 *smells back*
==> sniff sniff sniff
:33 <You smell like strawberries and anger
YOU SMELL LIKE GREEN GRAPES AND DEAD PREY
:33 <Does it…..turn you on?
lolsignless69:
originalcaveartist:
lolsignless69:
I SMELL FRIENDS AND MATE.
:33 *smells back*
==> sniff sniff sniff
:33 <You smell like strawberries and anger